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Tweet! @ 8:27 pm on October 28, 2011
I really appreciate the presence of fumaric acid in my food. Makes it easier to like eating ants.

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Tweet! @ 8:03 pm on October 28, 2011
Is it semantically acceptable to insert a WordPress "more" link in between <li> elements in an unordered list? #FeelsWrongButDoingItAnyway

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Tweet! @ 7:04 pm on October 28, 2011
I know this is definitely a #firstworldproblem but it kinda sucks when you have multiple iOS devices to update.

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Tweet! @ 11:19 pm on October 25, 2011
Omg! Told @version2beta to check out @ShePosts. He went to SheepHosts.com. @EstherCrawford #ILoveThatMan

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Tweet! @ 1:23 pm on October 21, 2011
When you pushed hard enough in your workout that you want someone else to carry your gym bag into the house. That. #fitMKE

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Tweet! @ 9:31 am on October 21, 2011
The gym is calling my name so quietly that I can't really hear it if I pull the blankets over my head.

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Tweet! @ 8:52 am on October 20, 2011
I have 15 articles of gray clothing. Every one of them is a different shade.

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Tweet! @ 2:04 pm on October 19, 2011
Researchers Believe Newly Discovered Duqu Worm Is Stuxnet 2.0 http://t.co/4Sp2R6Tm

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Tweet! @ 12:14 pm on October 18, 2011
Just looked up driving directions to Whitefish Bay in Google Maps. It told me how to get to Marquette U. Bing got it right.

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Tweet! @ 8:54 am on October 18, 2011
Congress Targets Amazon's Silk Browser http://t.co/tHePEwHU

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Tweet! @ 12:58 pm on October 17, 2011
Just girded up my loins and made a phone call. #Introvert #HatePhones

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Tweet! @ 10:53 am on October 17, 2011
Anyone know where I can get long low-gauge extensions cords with periodic outlets like they had @djangocon?

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Tweet! @ 10:42 am on October 17, 2011
OH: This would remove the pot from the popcorn.

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Tweet! @ 10:30 am on October 17, 2011
These Squinkies make me happy. #MarvelHeroes http://t.co/96Y1loJC

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Tweet! @ 12:53 pm on October 16, 2011
I am doing my happiness workout in between sets on the circuit machines. #fitMKE

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Tweet! @ 8:46 pm on October 15, 2011
I love the way Comedy Central punishes internet viewers for pausing by auto-playing multiple ads. Not.

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Tweet! @ 7:48 pm on October 15, 2011
OH: Does she have a twitter account? I'd be willing to frighten her.

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Tweet! @ 7:46 pm on October 15, 2011
Beef jerky chocolate. Interesting. A novel experience. Otherwise, the jury out.

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Tweet! @ 5:17 pm on October 13, 2011
Wordpress is kinda pissing me off right now.

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Tweet! @ 9:25 am on October 13, 2011
Prevent accidental deletes with good UX. http://t.co/4WJUr6uk

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Tweet! @ 9:07 am on October 13, 2011
Prevent accidental deleterious with good UX.http://bit.ly/nZ1BCr

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Tweet! @ 9:01 am on October 13, 2011
Twitter integrated in iOS 5. http://t.co/9QV7C1Qh

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Tweet! @ 9:30 am on October 12, 2011
Drove to work and now I'm exhausted. Not as healthy as I thought, evidently.

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Tweet! @ 8:47 am on October 11, 2011
The mustache pacifier: http://t.co/rM0Y10lF @SaraSantiago

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Tweet! @ 8:59 pm on October 10, 2011
Hey Facebook! What did you with the links to the pages I admin that were in the sidebar? Not in the taskbar either. #UXFail

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Tweet! @ 8:34 am on October 10, 2011
Just took half the stuff out of my closet after watching this. http://t.co/VZEwgvdO

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Tweet! @ 7:52 am on October 10, 2011
I'm already dreading tomorrow's workout and I haven't even gotten out of bed yet. #fitMKE

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Tweet! @ 10:49 pm on October 8, 2011
Google's Chrome Browser Can Now Remote Control Your Computer - Geekosystem http://t.co/0zJzBRd9

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Tweet! @ 5:00 pm on October 8, 2011
We decided we could order dessert if we came up with 3 startup ideas during lunch. #AchievementUnlocked

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Tweet! @ 10:56 am on October 7, 2011
Dear bike dude running red light, I jammed on my brakes to spare your life. "Fuck you" is not an appropriate response.

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Tweet! @ 4:49 pm on October 6, 2011
If your statement does not have a verb, it is not an action step. #MeetMiKE

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Tweet! @ 4:46 pm on October 6, 2011
Also, it seems that many people do not understand the term "action step." #MeetMiKE

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Tweet! @ 4:44 pm on October 6, 2011
"Form a committee" is not an action step. It is a death sentence. #MeetMiKE

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Tweet! @ 4:43 pm on October 6, 2011
This workshop has given me new insight into why innovation doesn't happen. People are obsessed with group process. #MeetMiKE

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Tweet! @ 3:50 pm on October 6, 2011
Wild success is not achieved by formalizing reasonable, achievable goals. #MiKE

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Tweet! @ 2:12 pm on October 6, 2011
Thank gawd spellcheck and autocorrect are separate functions in iOS 5. http://t.co/wsUynvQJ

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Tweet! @ 7:31 am on October 6, 2011
Setting up a new machine for Ruby development http://t.co/Pgjb5Mds

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Tweet! @ 8:56 pm on October 5, 2011
RT if you're touching an Apple product. #SteveJobs

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Tweet! @ 8:26 am on October 5, 2011
Zscaler ThreatLabZ Tackles Facebook Likejacking http://t.co/gb1Zke1F

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Tweet! @ 8:20 am on October 5, 2011
India announces $35 tablet computer to help lift villagers out of poverty - Washington Post http://t.co/E5DDZCge

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Tweet! @ 6:49 am on October 5, 2011
Got out of bed too early. Fixing that now Brb.

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Tweet! @ 4:27 pm on October 3, 2011
No, YOU just dripped a milk shake and exploded it all over the inside of the DVD cabinet.

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Tweet! @ 4:05 pm on October 3, 2011
I really don't want to know why there's dig hair stuck to the wall NINE FEET UP.

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Tweet! @ 7:17 pm on October 2, 2011
Waiting for @timminchin! #PerfectSeats http://t.co/j8K5MCsW

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Tweet! @ 12:38 pm on October 2, 2011
Health care costs cause middle class income decline. http://t.co/aiZjzL5J

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Tweet! @ 12:34 pm on October 2, 2011
What does your mobile carrier know about you? | Security - CNET News http://t.co/x5Rn2DWZ

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Tweet! @ 12:34 pm on October 2, 2011
Calculate the needed sample size for accurate A/B testing. http://t.co/irNXqjxx

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Tweet! @ 12:34 pm on October 2, 2011
Calculate the needed sample size for accurate A/B testing. http://t.co/irNXqjxx

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Tweet! @ 12:34 pm on October 2, 2011
Fish known as wrasses are found to use tools http://t.co/Bq3YFGzk

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Tweet! @ 12:34 pm on October 2, 2011
Fish known as wrasses are found to use tools http://t.co/Bq3YFGzk

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